8 year old Oscar speech

The short documentary award winner - the obnoxious one - said he'd been rehearsing his speech since he was eight in the bathtub, just to make the memory as unpleasant as possible for the rest of us. (I do so hate to rag the small awards winners but let the little man speak you great git!)

This is what we call "overpreparation".

BTW - "Most Unnecessary Clevage" award goes to Natalie Portman.