Writers on stage...

Must...be...witty. Nope.

An off night, maybe...lost in the moment.

Then the second guy says at the end, "I want to share my half of the award with the cast and crew." Like the other guy didn't? Backstage the first guy's telling Mr. Sharing, "Gee, thanks a lot pal...we've been writing together for 15 years and now you decide to make me look like a selfish jerk! You're on your own from now on, gloryhog!"