Did they just say Best Picture next?

No Irving Thalberg Award?

The best Oscars in recent memory!

All right, that is excessive, but I can see the finish line. All the remaining rhetorical excess in me is pouring out.

Damn, I still have 14 Brokeback jokes left... One of them was about Thalberg and the Marx Brothers barbecuing in the nude in front of his office fireplace though. Google it...it's rather amusing.