If it's the Oscars...

...then why does it feel like the Emmys.

Queen Latifah, remember when Clinton was busting her chops, has come a long way baby. Chicago, and a lot of brass. She's a refreshing throwback to the days when Hollywood was full of broads.

Oh, bloody hell...she's gone and spoilt it by anouncing that the winner of the best song is "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" Now it feels like the Grammys.