Stew, glad you could make it tonight.

That was definitely NOT a Brokeback joke. I think Crash winning was the biggest Brokeback joke of the evening.

Anyway, Stew, glad you could be here. Now, recover, have a beer, and watch a lot of good films just to remind you that what we saw tonight is a bizarre aberration.

Well, it is the standard fare from Hollywood, but they do get it right sometimes.

Anyway, great job. Sometime in the next month or two, we'll get to do the 1,000th post now. Zimpter and Juan Carlos will be so jealous...apart from their bums not being numb.

Also not a Brokeback joke, unless you're actually at the Awards ceremony.