I can't believe it!

Did you just see that, people? Did you see it live like I did? Did you?! DID YOU?!! Joan River's neck just fell off live on television before an untold mass of millions of people who watch the Academy Awards on the TV Guide channel! Her neck just absolutely fell right off! A gaffer is taping it back in place even as I type! I mean, her neck, people, it just fell right off! Golly gee whiz how d'y'do!