It's Oscars time. Somebody wake the Grouch.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

RE: Hollywood = America's Angriest Rage-Hole

Someone have a script go into turnaround again, did they?

Either that or he's suicidal, calling out Chuck Norris like that. Chuck may be eighty-five but he's still the answer to the question: Why do giant redwood stumps have rings? (Full answer: They didn't before they were knocked down by a Chcuk Norris roundhouse kick. The rings are the burned in residue of the roundhouse kick energy.)

Oh, and if you're keeping score Mr. Norris, I'm pretty sure "Excremando" is a direct reference to you also. No need to thank me, just don't kill me.

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