To you our faithful readers...

...all three of you, we thank you for joining us this evening. We hope that through all the glitter and ceremony, the pomp and glamour, the celebrity and fame, that we were able to somehow deeply shake any faith you had in the American entertainment industry.

Also, if you have any need for a few Brokeback Mountain jokes for parties, weddings, bar-mitzvahs, or funerals, I have about 30 or 40 available at a reasonable price. The clean ones, I mean.

Good night, good luck, good evening, and good riddance (to us, I mean... not you. We like you!)

Cheerio.