It's Oscars time. Somebody wake the Grouch.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Earl and Stew

Earl and Stew! Are you two actually watching the live Oscar telecast? You seem to be be watching perhaps a taped Academy Awards from a previous year. I mean, neither one of you has said anything yet about Joan Rivers' neck falling off or the Britney-Ryan Gosling bank account antics. It's like we're watching two totally diff'rent shows from totally diff'rent years. Do you two live in another year, like you're in 1994 but posting forwards in time to our year? It's the only explanation. When her neck fell off, we could see the little servos and golden wires behind her plastic neck interface, and the whole world began to talk about it.

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