DOUI Sports Corner...or, Spend it Like Beckham

The sports world is reporting today that David Beckham, the hottest commodity in soccer, will be leaving Real Madrid of the Euro leagues to join the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer here in the US. Joining Beckham in the United States will be his wife and ex-Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham (ne: Poshington, ne: Posh Spice) and enormous sacks of cash (ne: bucks, dinero, dead presidents, swag, booty (hee hee), jack, and moolah). It is reported that Beckham's new contract is worth $250 million dollars or roughly one million dollars per week. If the reports are true this will make him the highest paid player married to a person with the moniker Posh.

In other news Nick Saban the new coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide is denying reports that he will be leaving the team to pursue soccer. "I don't know how to make this any clearer", Saban said, "I will not be joining the Los Angeles Galaxy to play soccer." However, sources close to Saban say that he is at an undisclosed location trying his damn'dest to pick up the game as quickly as he can.

More at 11.