Peanip Clowson's Greatest Speech

Very few of you had the chance to experience the most dynamic speech ever given by a presidential candidate in American history. It was a speech given by Pip Clowson at a bookstore just one month (give or take) before the election of '08. I want you to be able to have this shared human experience, so I have transcribed the entire speech in cartoon format. Please relive this seminal moment in the history of life on earth as an animated adventure from beyond the stars.