I made a fortune!!!!

Earl, I have fulfilled your request for additional fortunes. We will wait to see if Juan Carlos or Zim can come up with more.

“Employees should wash hands before returning to work.”

“You will die today…just kidding, a nice cake is waiting for you.”

“Vote Nixon/Agnew 1969”

“Ancient Chinese secret huh!”

“You can’t get blood from a turnip…you idiot.”

“Curiosity killed the cat…we cooked it.”

“Ingredients: Egg, butter, flour, vanilla, salt, and some MSG to grow on.”

“Money buys everything but good sense. Please tip your waiters.”

“Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Mata ah-oo hima de, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Himitsu wo shiri tai”

“What goes up must come down. If you ate our food reverse that.”