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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Post #502: A New Beginning - The Sequel

Here it is, what you've all been waiting for, Post #502. Please come in and feast your eyes about the post, it is truly awe inspiring. Lined in sumptuous 100% faux marmot fur and sporting a 8-cylinder 345 Hemi engine we think you'll find it has power to spare. What are the critics saying about it? We think they've fallen in love.

"We've fallen in love." - The Critics

"Fallen in love does not even come close." - Other Critics

"I fell a little in love." - The Most Cynical Critic

"What is love." - A Philosophical Critic

"Love in an Elevator, livin' it up while I'm going down." - A Critic with Big Lips

Oh yes, they are in love. But what about the reader or the casual observer, or even the Next Blogger. We took to the streets to get the layman's view of Post #502.

"It certainly has the numbers 5 - 0 - and 2 prominently displayed." - Kamel Sopwith

"I liked the faux marmot fur, it tickled my noses." - Michael Jackson

"I think Post #433 was much better, they don't make'em like that anymore." - Barry Oldman

"It's the shizzle. If the post is hip, then you must quip." - Snoop Dogg

So, to all who light upon the blog for a moment; rest, breathe deeply, and throw off the cares of the world that are meaningless here... at post #502.


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