....Nuffy is just making stuff up. My middle name is not Reginald at all. It's Seamus. Like the bloke on The Secret Show, it's changed everyday for security reasons. Yesterday, it was Frankfurter.
Also, the only time I've ever met Norman Lear was at that truckstop contest where I beat him in arm wrestling. Well, I thought he was Norman Lear, at least.
Bea Arthur whipped me good in the next round though. The woman had forearms like Popeye.