According to the Telegraph, someone has invented an inhalable form of chocolate.
Great, that's all we need. Extra calories in an easy to access spray form.
In some cases, those empty containers will be flying out of celebrity dressing rooms like the spent and smoking shells from a Minigun.
Still, if they get inhalable bacon, I'm down for that. The calories will be worth the constant state of satisfaction I'll be in all the time.