Stew, you weren't kidding...

...about that Wikipedia article, were you?

Update: Apparently the article was deleted by Dibarri (which just happens to be French for "no sense of humour"), who probably didn't even bother to check the link back here. You know, for a free online encyclopaedia, built and updated by amateurs, and rife with incorrections, political correctness, and out and out sabotaging of articles, the Wikipedia staff certainly are a pompous lot, aren't they?

Anyway, the text of the article was the same as Stew reported below. I am NOT the author!!