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Monday, April 16, 2007

Speaking of working out...

...many of you may have wondered what my old workout routine was before taking up the rigourous regimen described in my previous post. I haven't a great deal of time to detail it, but I think I can provide a synopsis below.

  • Arrive home
  • Enjoy a large meal consisting of meats, preferably bacon and sausage, with some lean beef and starches included.
  • Pudding
  • Sit in front of computer screen thinking up silly crap to amuse myself and the four saints who regularly visit our site
  • Send e-mail to Stew and Nuffy begging them to post more regularly (at least once a month)
  • Second pudding
  • Sleep

Many people will callously remark that this is the workout of a bloke with the physique of the later Elvis. Others will joke that this is the workout of a man destined to actually become a pudding. I should point out that with my current rippling physique, I could crush those cynics like a soggy Blancmange.

However, there was some rigour to my original workout. I never took tea in those days, as I could never stand those ruddy cucumber sandwiches.

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