Fidel Retires
- Sneak into a Yankees game
- Smuggle cigars into Miami for quick U.S. dollars
- Torture political dissidents in person for a change
- Learn to tap dance (Might have been "lap dance." The translation was iffy.)
- "Pants" Raul during major state speech
- Date Heidi Klum
- U.S. College speaking tour
- Lose the "Ayatollah" beard and sport a snappy goatee
- All the "frijoles negros" he can eat
- Win America's Cup and rub it in Bush's face
- Take advantage of Cuban health care for all the Botox he can handle
- Develop a conscience (tentative)
- Tour with Prince
- Trade fatigues for bermuda shorts and sandals
- Recreate "Weekend at Bernie's" scenes
Labels: Fidel Castro, retirement, Weekend at Bernie's
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