Am I obsessing on whippets?

I hope not but I did find out that these gentlemen wrote a wonderful song about them in the early 1980s, too bad about the hats though. I was lucky enough to find the lyrics when digging around the internet.

Whippet!

Crack that whip
Give the pup the slip
Step on a snack
Bring Kennel Ration back
When a problem comes along
You must whippet
Before the dog digs up a bone
You must whippet
When other dogs are wrong
Buy a whippet...Now whippet

Good dog
Not too smart
Easy groomin’
Straight hair
Moves fast
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whippet
Whippet, good


When a good dog can’t be found
You must whippet
You will never live it down
Unless you whippet
No dog gets away
Just like a whippet
I say whippet Whippet, good
I say whippet
Whippet, good


Crack that whip
Give the pup the slip
Step on a snack
Bring Kennel Ration back
When a problem comes along
You must whippet
Before the dog digs up a bone
You must whippet
When other dogs are wrong
Buy a whippet
Now whippet


Good dog
Not too smart
Easy groomin’
Straight hair
Moves fast
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whippet
Into shape
Good dog
Not too smart
Easy groomin’
Straight hair
Moves fast
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whippet
Whippet, good

Now if I can just find a good song about beagles.