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Monday, February 14, 2005

Gosh, this ice is rough!

Tomorrow the NHL will reportedly cancel its season. Many people have blamed this on the labour disputes between the League and the Players Association. Both have denied this charge and say that the cancellation was necessary because the league ran out of Zambonis.

Update: The league turned down a late attempt to salvage the season, refusing Pat Morita's claims that he could replace Zambonis with his patented "wax-on, wax-off" technique.

Update: Ralph Macchio's press agent released a statement saying that Mr. Macchio was very disappointed by the league's refusal to accept Pat Morita's earlier offer. He stated that the decision would hurt hockey fans all over North America, and also continue to leave his client unemployed.

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