MTV Programmers must be quaking in their boots...

...as they plan the next 30 episodes of "Cribs", "Date My Mom" (starring Prince Andrew), "The Real World - Tehran", and "Ride My Pimp" (or is that "Pimp My Ride"?) Record Executive Clive Davis will have none of it!

I look forward to the sight of seeing record executives in pitched battle with MTV. It's the entertainment business equivalent of the Soviet Union declaring war on Red China. The only winners are the rest of the world.