AAAAAdrian!!!!

The first hurricane of the North American season is bearing down on Central America. What brilliant name did the National Weather Service bestow upon this massive, unpredictable storm?

Adrian.

That's a bit like giving your Rottweiler the name "Francis".

I suppose, however, that somewhere Sylvester Stallone is standing on a Guatemalan beach shouting the name at the top of his lungs.

I have it on good authority that, should we be so unfortunate this year as to get into the "P"s, that particular hurricane will be named Pauley.