Happy Anniversary to Us! Or would that be Birthday?

The Dictionary of Unfortunate Ideas is one year old today! We're hoping that our anniversary/birthday present is one of the finalist positions on the 2006 Bloggies, but we're more likely to get fan mail from Ben Affleck and Martha Stewart than for that to actually happen. Hope springs internal though (or is that "eternal"? Who can keep track!)

Anyway, enjoy the festivities. We understand Tom Cruise will be by later to lecture us on the misuse of prozac and do a ripping couch dance with Cameron Diaz. Also, take our Reader Challenge below. Cheers!