Lady Libertine

I just got finished reading this story concerning Amsterdam's soon to be unveiled (hopefully not literally) statue dedicated to prostitutes. No, this is not an episode of Borat, they actually have in mind a statue honoring the oldest profession. The story doesn't go into a lot of detail about how they came to the decision to make the bronze statue but we must remember that Amsterdam is still one of the largest drug trafficing cities in Europe and apparently the town officials are getting some of the better stuff.

The article mentions that they haven't found a place to put the statue or come up with title for it. Being that we have a particular knack for this sort of thing, I would like to put forth a few suggestions for those fine hopheads in Holland.

• Lady Libertine - I just like that title
• The Humper - if Rodin were doing it.
• Ramsses the Lubricated
• Venus De Mild Ho
• Ho-ratio Hornblower
• Nelson's Column - could have a gal hanging off of it like a strippers pole.
• What Were We Thinking? - that would be best for future generations.
• Syphilis
• Bob's Big Ho

I think I'll just leave it at that. You don't want to beat a dead horse.