Wednesday, May 27, 2009
I have just learned a most distressing thing. Cakey the Jacked-Up Clown has somehow created his own Twitter account. I don't know why people keep putting new technology in the hands of clowns. Will humanity never learn from its mistakes?
Anyway, for the sake of national and international security, you all best keep at eye on him on twitter.com @cakeyclown
I can't promise you will emotionally survive the experience.