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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

News That Will Warm the Cockles of Your Heart

I have heard from a trustworthy source that Cakey the Jacked-Up Clown and Jorge Carlito Viejo have had an actual conversation together. I know there has been much angst and grief over their separation. Many news articles have been written fretting about the fate of their friendship. And an internet rumor was going around a couple of weeks ago that said Cakey ran over Jorge with his ATV and crushed both of his legs, an arm, three ribs, his head, his ears, and his pet mini-horse, Chaunclington. As it turns out, this rumor was actually about George Takei running over William Shatner's pet poodle, Billiam Shotner, but the poodle survived because George was driving a Hello Kitty big wheel.

Anywho, I have just obtained--and when I say "just obtained," I mean, seconds ago--security camera footage from the local Tesco purporting to show Cakey and Jorge, on a chance encounter, having an actual conversations sans bloodshed. See for yourself.


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