Twittering Away about Crappy Pub Names

So, as I mentioned before, I'm an official twit now. (Those so inclined can follow me @earlfando.)

Twitter has a section called featured topics and one of the communal activities among my fellow twits* is to repeatedly tweet about one of these topics. One of the big ones today is #crapnamesforpubs. I'm not sure what the # sign is for. Maybe Fred Flintstone-style cursing?

Anyway, this sort of thing is right up my street and I dashed off a few suggestions, which are reprinted below.

• Ye Olde Soiled Knickers
• The Lark's Vomit (yes, I was thinking of the Crunchy Frog sketch)
• Benji's Hideaway
• Ashton and Demi's Billiards Wondereland (sic)
• The Rotten Frankfurter
• Ye Olde Shallow Grave

And, just for the halibut, here are several more I didn't have time to send. I may tweet a few of these, as the topic is still active.

• Peel Out Brews
• Gum on the Bottom of Your Shoe
• Ye Olde Saucy Grandma
• The Stinking Corpse Flower
• Oprah's On!
• The Gingivitis
• Ye Olde Raging Herpes
• Cantilevered Ball Bearings
• Lower the Tungsten Orb (I must admit, this is an oldy Stew or Linus came up with. It was very briefly considered as a name for this blog. Come to think of it, I'd go to a pub with that name...)
• The Gimpy Centipede
• Slabs of Sweetbreads
• Katie Couric's House of Pain
• Kumquats Galore!
• No Alcohol Served Here

* I use the term with great affection.