It's Oscars time. Somebody wake the Grouch.

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Has Success gone to Hillary's Head?

I realize she's won two Oscars, but her Oscar for a bikini? Is swimwear in such short-supply in Puerto Vallarta that she feels the need to cash in so cheaply? Was the bikini gold plated and diamond-studded? Did it have platinum ingots sewn into the brassiere? Chad, talk some sense into your wife! Don't make us all wish she had hooked up with your brother Rob!

(With apologies to Ms. Emily Lettela)


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