Yahoo! Turns 10

Today Yahoo! turned officially 10 years old.

This means that there are only 3 more years before the dreaded teen years. Soon Yahoo! will be going out with boys (That kid from down the street's got the Google eyes for her) wanting to drive fast cars, pierce her banner and disclaimer, and challenge authority just for the sake of individuality. If the parents aren't careful little Yahoo! eventually will become disfunctional and start experimenting with sex and drugs or get into porn.

Hmmm...based on the average search response most people recieve from Yahoo! She was born a completely disfunctional teen.

Maybe she's growing in dog years?