Zimpter is watching...

I understand that Zimpter Fiforg is watching tonight. Zimpter, please join us when you can. Until then, I'm holding your Charlie Chaplin memoribilia cane hostage. It's near the fireplace. I've been stoking the flames with. Either it's burned down, or Chaplin was an even shorter bloke than I'd heard...shorter than Roger Daltrey even.

I realize none of this makes any sense to the rest of you. Surf through the archives. We'll get back up to speed tomorrow.