Evil Barney Inc. The Theme Song

I love you, I love me
I love profitability
With a great big dividend here from you to me
Soon I'll buy AT&T

I love you, I love me
I'll off all competitors I see
With a great big magnum, possibly uzis
Soon they'll all look like Swiss Cheese.

I love you, I love me
My libido's like John F. Kennedy's
I've got a great big pad, with lots of chicks for me
I hope I don't get VD.

I love you, I love me
I love my big company
Public Television's way too small for me
Soon I'll star on ABC.

I love you, I love me
You may ask what happened to me?
I got a transplanted new personality
Donald Trump lives inside me.