Billy Casper - Now he is one of us.

Yesterday at the Masters, Former golfing great Billy Casper, age 73, shot a 106.

A 106. I shot better than that on my last outing. Of course translate my score to the glasslike, bikini-waxed (thank you Mr. McCord), roller coaster greens of Augusta and Casper would have beaten me by at least two dozen strokes.

He took a 14 on the treacherous par-3 16th hole. 11 over par on one hole... at the Masters!

I have a new hero, and his name is Casper.