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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Tom Cruise - Renaissance Man

It's no coincidence that in the last two weeks, there have been two huge FDA warnings. We wouldn't have these warnings without Tom and others speaking out”. - Kelly Preston

Da Vinci, Archimedes, Descartes, and Cruise. Men who have excelled in multiple disciplines and have passed their wealth of knowledge on to the common man. Now, from Time-Life Books comes the collected works of the great Masters in a limited edition gold bound 24-karat eponymous volume "Oh, To Touch the Face of Gods". The knowledge of the history of mankind wrapped up in rich naugahyde, untouched by the greasy fingers of lesser forms of human trash can be yours for the low, low price of $24.99.

Archimedes - "The buoyant force is equal to the weight of the displaced fluid."

Descartes - "Thus what I thought I had seen with my eyes, I actually grasped solely with the faculty of judgment, which is in my mind."

Cruise - "No, you see. Here's the problem. You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do."

Da Vinci - "Although nature commences with reason and ends in experience it is necessary for us to do the opposite, that is to commence with experience and from this to proceed to investigate the reason."

Cruise - "If you start talking about chemical imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, okay. That's what I've done."

The depth and breadth of the knowledge contained in this magnificent tome truly boggles the mind. Pick up your copy today.

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