Ronaldinho's Jock-Strap??

...Just what is THAT supposed to mean, Stew?

Can we replace it with "Michael Owen's shinguards," "Landon Donovan's socks," or perhaps "Emmanuel Adebayor's headband?" If we have to use "jock-strap" let's at least make it David Beckham's. Metrosexual that he is, that's at least likely to have something more than the odour of bollocks sweat about it.

I shouldn't complain so much. At least someone regards me as a "celebrity."