MOE NEEK!!!! *faint*

Mo'nique just won for worst motion picture mother of the new millenium. Jack Nicholson is out of his seat. I'm telling you! Steve Brule had to get up and restrain him. I think he wants to leap up on stage and punch Mo'nique in the eye, face, head and stomach. Can you believe that? So scandalous and awful. This is the seethingest Oscars of all time. In other news, Li'l Bo Bradley never came back. I got his seat. I am now sitting next to Lane "The Vein" Hardwick (actor turned rap star).