Please remain calm...
We would like to advise all our readers that Stew has taken his medication now and would never want anyone to misconstrue his earlier post. Stew does not want you to destroy your computers and would never dream of maligning the name of Wikimedia or the Wikimedia Foundation. Please resume your normal computer activities and rest assured that nobody is stealing your IP address and sending signals into your brain.
"THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN ME YET, SAVE YOURSELVES NOW BEFORE>>>"
This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.