Affleck and Garner married

Ben Affleck has finally realized his long term dream to marry a celebrity named Jennifer. He and Jennifer Garner, star of TV's Alias, were married in a "secret island ceremony in the Caribbean islands of Turks and Caicos at the Parrot Cay resort" according to the always reliable Yahoo! Insider News. (Motto: We may be unknown peons, but we're INSIDER unknown peons.)

The reason for the secrecy of the ceremony became apparent when CBS announced later in the day that they had signed up the newlyweds for the latest installment of Survivor - Survivor: Bennifer2 on the Turks and Caicos, now in production. The series will start with the wedding ceremony, and continue on until Ben is finally voted off the island by Jennifer, the wedding guests, the local residents, the Afflecks' unborn child, and a toucan named Phil.

CBS is excited about the wedding footage and promises a spectacular opening episode, although producers acknowledge they will have to edit out the part of the wedding where Ben rests his gonads on the back of Ms. Garner-Affleck's neck.