Speaking of humiliation...

...I have posted about both Oprah and Martha Stewart within a 36 hour period. Excuse me while I check to see if all my anatomy is correctly placed.

Update: The good news, everything is there and in working order (so far as I know). Unfortunately, I suspect there will be a breaking story about Barbara Streisand any minute that will need responding to. I'm praying for some really freaky sports or political news to get me out of this rut.