Translating Radical Farsi to English - an addendum

Stew,

I had no idea the Farsi spoken by radical Islamists was so complex rhetorically. I did a little research and found a few more phrases you might have missed.

• American is the Great Satan! = I really dig Angelina Jolie!
• Die, you infidel pig! = Can I bum a menthol cigarette off of you?
• We will destroy you, you sons of a dog! = I'm lovin' it at McDonald's!
• Khomeni is our great leader = Please pardon my flatulence.
• We will scourge you, you western scum! = Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
• We will crush the Zionist swine! = I believe I have developed a hernia.
• Our revolution will triumph = I really can't decide between the fuschia and the cerulean curtains.
• We are not trying to build a nuclear weapon = Die, you infidel pig!

Very complex indeed.