Chester Cheetah strikes again

When I read this article about the stealing of a womans ashes from a mausoleum I had to ask myself two questions. Why would some low life stoop to stealing a poor womans remains causing strife for her grieving family? And, why would they leave a can of sour cream and onion potato chips? Everyone knows that you leave a can of BBQ chips for cremated remains. This aggression will not stand.

In other news: They Might Be Giants will be at Lebowskifest #4. Should be an interesting time.