A DOUI Olympic UPDATE!!!

Only 3 more Olympic Shopping days are left!!! Hurry down to McDonald's to get your Bode Miller and Sasha Cohen action figures now!

Sasha does pirouhettes and double-sowcows at the press of a lever, and all in a gaudy Bob Mackey costume that would give Cher claustrophobia. Sasha's smile is painted on with a special polymer guaranteed to withstand 100 mph winds and dour Russian judges, just like the real thing!

Bode's figure comes with a broken ski pole and a slinky Danish dance partner. Push the lever and hear Bode shout, "I'm dancing 'til the cows come home, or until the start of the alpine combined, whichever comes first!" Empty bottles are also strewn about Bode's feet. You can choose from "Heineken Bode" or "Carlsburg Bode!"

Hurry now, before they're gone and we can get back to poking fun at Tom Cruise, Ben Affleck, and Paris Hilton!