Stew's Crude Challenge Taken!!

Before pictures of Brokeback Mountain enter your filthy little minds, I was referring to the post below about renaming OPEC petroleum. Anyway, here are a few additional suggestions:

• Ayatollah pomade
• Liberty lube
• Black Gold, Tikrit Tea
• Uncle Sam's Finest 100% All-Natural Crude Having Nothing Whatsoever to Do with Iran
• Hummer Juice
• Arianna Huffington's Worst Nightmare
• Ripple
• Cheney Cocktail
• Ancient Chinese Secret
• Slip 'n Slide
• Skidmark of the Sea
• King Abdullah's Summer Home in Monaco
• Earl