The "Terrible Twos" begin...

...because that's how old The Dictionary of Unfortunate Ideas is. Today, we're two!

Please save all the, "so that explains the immaturity of jokes" e-mails, as we got all those last year. No, this is the second anniversary of the founding of The Dictionary of Unfortunate Ideas!

Even now, somewhere, Tom Cruise is cursing and sobbing into Katie Holmes loving arms, as she downs yet another sangria.

But they're invited, along with a host of other luminaries, to the party, which I'll be blogging all about tomorrow, whether they turn up or not.

We're also putting together our annual "Best of" post so you can look back and see which bits made you gag the loudest. That should be up in a few days as well. In the meantime, be sure and send in your vote for the fan favourite of the year as well. If we don't get enough votes (meaning any at all) we'll randomly choose a post and ask Nuffy to send in a fake fan mail.

We're all about process here. Laughs and process.