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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Latest US Campaign Threads


For those of you obsessed with politics (and you know who you are ...because I certainly don't) here are a few of tomorrow's headlines*. And they say serious politics is dead...

  • "Stallone Possibly Endorses McCain, Enthusiastic Mumbling at Rally"

  • "Thompson Withdraws: Returns to 'Sanity of Hollywood'"

  • "Rudy Sightings in Loch Ness, Mt. Everest, and Boca Raton"

  • "Obama Underdog to Face Hillary on American Gladiators"

  • "Romney Vows Further Triangulation"

  • "Ron Paul: 'I'm Really a Republican... No, Seriously, Guys!'"

  • "Edwards Blames Blow-Dryer for S.C. Performance"

  • "Kucinich Transitions to Candidacy for Ambassador to Klingon Empire"

  • "Hillary's Pledge: 'Contract on Obama'"

  • "Chuck Norris Accidentally Breaks Huckabee In Two"

  • "McCain Hammers Romney, Ball-Peen Suspected"

  • "Rudy's Revelation: 'Easy Come, Easy Go'"

  • "Former President Clinton's Shock: 'Obama's Black?'"

  • "Paul Supporters Promise Conniptions and Blackouts"

  • "Joe Biden Found in N.H. Snowbank"
Personally, I can't wait for tomorrow's papers.

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*I got them cheap from the man who hangs out behind the local Wal-Mart. I suppose his surprising number of media connections is directly related to the fact that half of his wardrobe consists of newspapers.

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