Latest US Campaign Threads

For those of you obsessed with politics (and you know who you are ...because I certainly don't) here are a few of tomorrow's headlines*. And they say serious politics is dead...

• "Stallone Possibly Endorses McCain, Enthusiastic Mumbling at Rally"


• "Thompson Withdraws: Returns to 'Sanity of Hollywood'"


• "Rudy Sightings in Loch Ness, Mt. Everest, and Boca Raton"


• "Obama Underdog to Face Hillary on American Gladiators"


• "Romney Vows Further Triangulation"


• "Ron Paul: 'I'm Really a Republican... No, Seriously, Guys!'"


• "Edwards Blames Blow-Dryer for S.C. Performance"


• "Kucinich Transitions to Candidacy for Ambassador to Klingon Empire"


• "Hillary's Pledge: 'Contract on Obama'"


• "Chuck Norris Accidentally Breaks Huckabee In Two"


• "McCain Hammers Romney, Ball-Peen Suspected"


• "Rudy's Revelation: 'Easy Come, Easy Go'"


• "Former President Clinton's Shock: 'Obama's Black?'"


• "Paul Supporters Promise Conniptions and Blackouts"


• "Joe Biden Found in N.H. Snowbank"

Personally, I can't wait for tomorrow's papers.

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*I got them cheap from the man who hangs out behind the local Wal-Mart. I suppose his surprising number of media connections is directly related to the fact that half of his wardrobe consists of newspapers.