Um...

Some old guy is sweeping up the balcony. They turned most of the lights off. I thought that was the five minute warning, so people would know to come back in from the lobby. Boy George left half his pants laying in the aisle.

Okay...laptop battery getting really warm on my thighs, too warm. So much sweat. Er...

Uh...

Ah, well. I got nowhere to go. I can wait it out. You hear me, Alec Baldwin? I CAN WAIT IT OUT!!!!!