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Saturday, March 26, 2005

Jennifer Pitt files for divorce...

Actually it's Jennifer Anniston who filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. Apparently, even though she continued to use the name Anniston professionally, she legally changed her name to Pitt when she married Brad the lad. I guess being known as Mrs. Pitt brought her down. Maybe when people referred to her as that, she thought her deodorant had failed? (Weak I know but I'm still in the midst of computer meltdown, so the bitterness is slopping over into the comedy...)

Brennifer is over. Bennifer is over. Are there any other celebrities named Jennifer who are on the rocks?

Yes, I still hate my computer and yes, Bill Gates is still a weasel.

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