Another commercial appeal right here on CBS.

Jon Cryer

Ever picked a pope? Ever wanted to? Well here’s your chance. Hi, I’m Jon Cryer, television’s Alan Harper from Two and a Half Men… That’s the one with Charlie Sheen and the chubby kid… Anyway, CBS has teamed up with AT&T Wireless and Canale 5 to bring you the chance to help elect the next Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Catholic Church. Here’s all you have to do. Dial 4-POPE on your wireless phone and follow the simple prompts and your vote will be tallied with those of people all over the world. Then when voting expires on Sunday night we’ll send your votes to be combined with those of the College of Cardinals to select the new Vicar of Christ and leader of the Holy See.

Let’s take a look at the early voting:

Cardinal Ratzinger **** 10%
Cardinal Pengo *** 8%
Britney Spears *******20%
Regis Philbin *****15%
Tiger Woods **********45%
Undecided *2%

So, come on, let’s do it. Vote now and decide the new Bishop of Rome, Primate of Italy, Archbishop of the Roman Province, and Servant of the Servants of God. Make that call now, only $10 per vote.