Happy Mutha's Day!

I was going to use this opportunity to do a whole slew of "Your Momma's so dumb...etc." jokes just to highlight the general irreverence of the site.

Unfortunately, I'm sick and couldn't remember any good ones. No, the truth is that I remembered that, having a daughter, Mrs. Fando is a mother too (and an amazingly good one at that.) In honour of her, I humbly pre-retract said jokes.

I do love her so.

A Happy Mother's Day to all. Call your mum today, be she at home, in hospital, or in the pen. Tell her you love her. I know I will.