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Sunday, May 01, 2005

Hobbits? I think not!!!

Archeologists claimed to have found a new species of human that they have nicknamed "Hobbits" because of their small size.

The claims were later retracted when the scientists discovered they had accidentally dug up the ancestral lands of actor Danny DeVito. DeVito, when questioned by the media, reportedly said, "Don't these people have any shame? Next they'll dig up the Billy Barty family plots and start telling everyone they've found Gimli!"

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