Remember to read the label, even if you are the bloody king!!

Some detective work by scientists in the UK has led to the discovery that "Mad" King George III probably suffered from arsenic poisoning. Strands of the loony royal's hair were found to have traces of arsenic in them. The question, how did the arsenic get into his hair? We at the DOUI Institute for Discovering How Arsenic Got Into King George the Third's Hair or DOUIIFDHAGIKGTH, have made a breakthrough discovery of our own. It seems the cracked monarch did not read the fine print on the back of his shampoo bottle as he should have.

Mystery solved!!!!!!!